Where all about Joy.
I guess Christmas came early this year or some sh***. The rest of the office didn’t want to deal with it, so naturally, they’ve thrown me, Paul, into the deep end to handle it all. Classic, right? I’m on call 24/7, seven bloody days a week, and now I’m stuck here writing a blog. Unbelievable.
So, what’s the go?
Alright, I’ll keep it simple for yas. We’re running a new deal every day for 12 days—kind of like an advent calendar, but instead of chocolate, you’re getting bloody bargains. Am I gonna spill the beans on what the deals are? Not a chance. Ruins the fun, doesn’t it? Besides, if it were up to me, most of ya would be getting coal. Well… maybe not all of yas.
It kicks off today, the 6th of December at 10:00AM AEST, and we’re rolling right through until the 17th, closing up shop at 2:00PM AEST. So set your alarms, mark your calendars, do whatever it is you gotta do to remember—because these deals won’t stick around.
The Giveaway
Now here’s where it gets interesting. We’re also chucking in a giveaway alongside this madness. Makes me a bit salty, to be honest—no one’s out here giving me anything—but hey, good on yas.
Here’s the deal: every order placed between now and the 17th automatically gets ya in the draw to win some epic prizes. Who knows? You might end up scoring big and finally buying that new 4K telly from JB to sit back, smash a few prawns, and watch Home and Away while sipping on your $4 bottle of Fruity Lexia, fancy!
The Prizes
Here’s what’s up for grabs:
👉 A duffle bag absolutely stuffed to the brim with Hercules products—it’s so full it’ll be bursting at the seams.
👉 A $500 Woolworths Gift Card—just in time to stock up on Christmas choccies and maybe even a pavlova or two.
👉 A $500 JB HI-FI Gift Card—because who doesn’t want shiny new gadgets to distract ya from putting up with the in-laws?
How to Get Involved
Easy as. Place an order, any order, and you’re in the draw. Don’t stress if you miss a day of deals because there’s something fresh dropping every day for the next 12 days. Make sure you check in daily to see what’s on offer—it’s like a mini surprise each time.
Merry Christmas or whatever. Hope ya enjoy your December, don’t forget to go easy on the prawns, and remember: the ham’s for sharing, not hoarding. Catch yas later. All right, I'm going now, I've got sh*** to do and no one else is gonna do it, all I ever do is work, only one who gets anything done around here.
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