Mistake #1: Took this at bedtime mixed with only water thinking "unflavoured" meant it would taste like nothing. Wrong. It tastes like regret and bad decisions—if bad decisions had a taste, this would be it.
Mistake #2: Thought I was brave and used a full sachet on my first try. Bold move, Erin. It’s now 20 minutes later and I’ve basically moved into my bathroom. I’ve lit a candle, brought snacks, might forward my mail here.
On the bright side, this stuff works. My body is "cleansing" like it's training for the Olympics. If this keeps up, I’ll be lighter than my emotional baggage by Day 30.